“Think Googlebox – yeah – but.., with the TV replaced by an oven?… ”
“Mmmm, by Jove, you might be on to something… ”

“Do you like pheasant, Cresidda? What? No, mother has to wear a leather hat when she makes gin… what, well, it’s about authenticity…”

Omelette Arnold Bennett trumped by #thekitchen‘s Omelettes Alan Bennett…?

#thekitchen …Mozarella eating, leather hat wearing, Mongolian holidaying, ennui’d tribes of London fail to see Benefits Street parallels?